I once loved this thing (omitted)

So very much

And it consumed me

At a touch

We got a house together

I said I liked the yard

She said she would clean up

While I went out and worked hard

We had a good time together

Talking and all

Until one day she told me

(Talking and all)

I'd grown too tall

(Talking and all)

Oh so very tall

(Talking and all)

Too too tall

(Talking and all)

Said I’m gonna fall

(Talking and all)

Put out on the street

All by myself

I get a lot of walking in

I am looking my best

I miss that house

Especially the yard

But I guess I was too tall

Oh so I had to fall

(Orion you’re singin about my yard)

I’m singin about Pete's yard

(Have you got very far?)

Not very far

(Check out my garden)

Pete's garden !

(All you’ll see, growing)

(growing)

(growing with time)

Pete's got a real nice yard

(check out my garden)

Wish I was a little bit shorter

(take it slow)

(But it’s ready with time)

(Catch it later in the year)

Ain’t even got a quarter (Check it now)

(Check out my garden)

Make a purchase like Pete's yard

(Check out my garden)

Joe Biden's economy

(Check out my garden)

Won’t let me buy a nice yard

(Check out my garden)

Lifes so very hard

Feel like Im made of lard

Have a house made out of lard

Oh Im made of lard

Life as a Lardman

A song called Lardman